Bristol "My Bun's in my Abstinent Oven" Palin

"Bristol Palin Reveals She Is Pregnant Again: I Know This Will Be a 'Huge Disappointment':  

A stimulating philosophical dialogue with legendary film and television star, actor Gary Busey!  

"Honestly, I've been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one," Palin said of her pregnancy on her blog Thursday. "I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you." (The conservative star is already mom to son Tripp, 6, whom she had with ex-fiance Levi Johnston.)

~Bristol "The Magic Vagina" Palin

Bristol earns $262,000 per year lecturing at schools as an Abstinence Ambassador; only in America.

~Exotica Moon

Anthony 

Only in Obama's America can someone as soft and sweet as Bristol Palin, be subjected to the hammer pounding liberal media conspiracy to undermine true ethics and morals. Are you happy now, you leftist commie mudholes? This fine young, upstand woman has had her image slandered by the liberal media--you are oh so tolerant! Hypocrites!

Gary Busey

Anthony, it must suck to find out that your role model is a hot bag of potatoes.  And by a hot bag of potatoes, I mean a whore.   

Anthony 

Do you liberals not have any babies to slaughter, or is it too early in the morning for your work day to start?

Gary Busey

Anthony, what did you do...wake up early so your wife doesn't catch you whacking off to Fox News?

Anthony

That is a sick thing to say, Mr. Busey.  And I'm not married because I am saving myself for that special woman which is all part of God's plan. But liberals have no self-control, and must lash out at good Christians like the Palins, who are human, and sometimes make mistakes. The difference is that they ask for forgiveness.

And if you don't like Fox News it is probably because the truth is like a poison in your mind.

Gary Busey

"But liberals have no self-control, and must lash out at good Christians like the Palins"

Laughing my ass off, that has to be the funniest thing I have read on here! Maybe if Bristol had a little more self-control she wouldn't be in this situation.

The people who should be lashing out are the parents of little girls who, unfortunately, looked up to Bristol as a role model.

Anthony

It isn't Palin's fault that America has become a Godless heathen place of evil. That's what liberalism has done, and occasionally it makes abstinent girls get pregnant, accidently. But, Palin is right, God is merciful. If you have any awareness, that is.

Gary Busey

"That's what liberalism has done, and occasionally it makes abstinent girls get pregnant, accidently."

So explain to me how a girl practicing abstinence accidentally gets pregnant. Did she accidentally trip and fall into a pool of sperm?

Anthony

I think we both know the answer to that query, Mr. Busey.

Gary Busey 

So explain it to me then Anthony...how does a girl practicing abstinence accidentally get pregnant? I want to hear what you think. You seem to know it all.

Anthony 

That's easy. The doorways of liberalism are doorways to temptation. Sometimes the innocent sheep go astry, like in the Bible, Jesus came to find His lost sheep. Bristol is like a lost sheep who went astray and some wolf took advantage of her tender heart. That's how she became great with child. I'm sure even an unrepentant sinner, such as yourself, can see this.


Don't have anything you can say to that. It's a solid thesis.

Gary Busey

Laughing my ass off, you are hilarious!  So in your own words...it was no accident..she gave in.

"Bristol is like a lost sheep who went astray and some wolf took advantage of her tender heart."

I seriously can't stop laughing. Dr. Seuss couldn't even make this up. I truly hope that you do not ever have kids.

Anthony

Richard, it may be fun and games to you, but Bristol must now take a bullet for our side, and bear the brunt of the liberal media, who just plow through the lives of good, moral people like a herd of cattle being flung through the skies during a tornado."

Gary Busey

"good, moral people"...Laughing my ass off!...So now the Palins are good moral people? This is who you look up to help guide you on a good moral upbringing? You really do have problems. I really feel sad for you if somehow this is actually how you think. So Bristol Palin is now a martyr for you? Disturbing.

Also again: So in your own words...NO ACCIDENT...she gave in. "Bristol is like a lost sheep who went astray and some wolf took advantage of her tender heart."

Anthony

Jesus was a martyr for all of us if we choose so. Bristol took a chance on trying to help confused teenaged kids deal with the liberal brainwashing mills, the schools. She risked it all trying to get a message across about letting God control our sex life. The liberals teach that sex is under our control of our bodies and that it is our right to know how these things work. Back in moral times, kids didn't know these shameful things about human biology and everything turned out like God intended!


So yes! She is a martyr and an example for us all to follow! She let God put a baby in her, and not use sex control devices for her own pleasures! That is the message of Abstinence! 



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The Real Civil War

The real history of the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery. Did you know, for example, that white farmers who owned slaves were not racists? They, in fact, loved their slaves and even paid them. They were provided access to the best food, shelter, clothing, hospitals and doctors, and every other kinds of social service imaginable. Lots of slaves became rich and some became powerful men and women in high positions in the Confederate Government. But the liberal racists don't teach our precious children that in school, do they?

It was actually the black slaves who were racist against the good white Christian slave owners. Because they had a chip on their shoulder about being owned as non-human property, most of these slaves were racist toward the good-natured whites, who were only trying to help them become good at picking cotton 16 hours a day. 

These white plantation owners were teaching these non-humans valuable work skills and moral Christian ethics. The slaves learned about Christianity, and how all people should help one another and treat others the way they themselves would care to be treated! It was a moral that was lacking in the Jungles of the country of Africa! And the thanks these noble whites got in return was a lot of hostility and hatred, abuse and wrongful slander. Unbelievable, right?

And down to this time some of "those people" today, resent having emblems of this noble past shoved in their faces like it is a personal thing. They dislike reminders of the days when real Americans were only trying to help their African brothers and sisters realize their place in the white world. The flag of this enlightened time still waves high and proud on state capital buildings! "Those people" want it removed! Talk about sensitive little girls! 


That's the real history you don't read about in the liberal brainwashing mills, the schools. I believe it is time to settle this matter once and for all times. We need to ship the inferior race back to their own country, Africa!

In the name of Jesus I pray,
Amen.


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Yes, this woman is--just wow--

Gator Girl 

I have been saying your exact words, Anthony, because what you said is absolutely true. But no one is listening and they look at me like I am crazy. History in school only taught us what they wanted us to believe.


P.S. Anthony, Robert E. Lee, the head of the confederacy didn't even own slaves. Or do the people even know that fact? No they do not, but Abraham Lincoln did.

Confederate Flag Mastrubation Heritage

The United States is for all citizens. The confederate flag was first flown during a time when certain people living and working in the south were not considered citizens. They were considered non-human. They were considered property. And Slavery was upheld as a God given Institution. The confederate flag is a symbol of racial division and hatred.

I have an idea. I will enslave you, create a flag that symbolizes my ownership of you, lose a war over it, and then push that symbol in your face on the State Capital, anyway, for decades later.

The Declaration of Causes of Seceding States for South Carolina: 

The General Government, as the common agent, passed laws to carry into effect these stipulations of the States [The right to own humans as property] For many years these laws were executed. [Enforcement of Slave laws].

But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery, has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the General Government have ceased to effect the objects of the Constitution. 

The States of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Wisconsin and Iowa, have enacted laws which either nullify the Acts of Congress or render useless any attempt to execute them. 

In many of these States, the fugitive is discharged from service or labor claimed, and in none of them has the State Government complied with the stipulation made in the Constitution.

We affirm that these ends for which this Government was instituted have been defeated, and the Government itself has been made destructive of them by the action of the non-slaveholding States. 

Those States have assumed the right of deciding upon the propriety of our domestic institutions, and have denied the rights of property established in fifteen of the States and recognized by the Constitution; they have denounced as sinful the institution of slavery; they have permitted open establishment among them of societies, 

whose avowed object is to disturb the peace and to eloign the property of the citizens of other States. [!!!]

They have encouraged and assisted thousands of our slaves to leave their homes, and those who remain, have been incited by emissaries, books and pictures to servile insurrection. 


Go ahead and tell me the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery. And on another note:  

Wal-mart discontinues selling cheap pseudo-historical junk, and the partisan sycophants go insane with indignity, denouncing the grave injustice and infringement of freedom and liberty upon their precious, fragile lives.

These same people race to the defense of this same Corporation, however, if the issue raised is worker's rights, benefits, and wage increases (however small). 

How truly noble and selfless of them. What daring courage in the face of ultimate evil they display--throwing a temper tantrum over a place to shop. 

Furthermore, Wal-mart, a corporation is (a person) who has the freedom not to sell whatever they choose not to sell. They don't need your permission, do they? If you don't like it, feel free to set up your own shop and peddle all the garbage your heart desires.

Anthony

The United States is for all citizens. The confederate flag was flown during a time when certain people living and working in the south were not considered citizens. It is a symbol of racial division.

Colonel Angus Beef Stew

The American flag flew during the same time period.

Anthony

So what.

Colonel Angus Beef Stewburger 

You tell me. It's your thread. Is the American flag a symbol of racial division as well or do you just pick and choose?

Anthony  

The official flag of the US is a symbol for all citizens.

In case you don't understand, I will explain: the 13 red and white horizontal bars symbolize the original 13 colonies. The 50 white stars on a blue field symbolized the 50 states. Note: All 50 states--and the 13 colonies--from the very beginning of America to the present day--a symbol for everyone

Colonel Angus Beef Stewburger

That wasn't your thoughts in your original post. You implied that any flags that were flown during that era were symbols of racial division.

Anthony

No. I didn't write anything about any other flag. I specifically only wrote about the confederate flag.

"The United States is for all citizens. The confederate flag was flown during a time when certain people living and working in the south were not considered citizens. It is a symbol of racial division."

Where exactly do I talk about other flags in the original post?

My argument is that a flag is a symbol. In this case, of the United States. It is a symbol of a people, its citizens. What else is it? The confederate flag was first flown as a symbol of division. Black slaves were not considered even human, or citizens. Can you understand any of this?

The Big Government Abortion Activist

 No one takes up a cause, motivated by nothing.  Ask, what does the moralist busybody crusader gain for their self-appointed task of saving the world?  

Americans live in a country filled with people whose emotional mentality never developed past grade school. Such people are fundamentally unable to stand independent and solitary.  They cleave, a hostage to their own lack of independence; subsequently they need to find their identity in group activism. 

This dynamic functions as a kind of surrogate mother or nanny.  The long birthing of such an unnatural beast reasons the United States became an enormous Nanny State.

Here any person’s type of independent action is measured against the entity known as The Government. The Government, in this sense, acts as a group’s power to condemn, judge, and jail anyone who dares to stand alone and develop as a normal, healthy adult. 

These adult-children, as Americans civil activist, spend their entire lives judging others’ values and standards, their morality and perspective, their words and actions while putting themselves on a pedestal.  Questions of the established civil rights of others are brushed aside.  The activist narcissist also sees established law relative solely to their perspective.  They often claim a divine absolute morality, i.e. from God and the Bible, while at the same time feel free to slander, stalk, harass, and even employ violence up to the point of murdering their opposition.     

Everyone in this godforsaken collective thinks they know what the best is for someone else while they themselves lack all strength or power to exercise anything independent.  Alone they shiver frightened and helpless.  These people live in a continual state of fear.  Terrified of someone else’s power to thrive outside their island of arrested development, they lash out at what they cannot understand.

People, mind your own damn business for a change!  Let a woman and anyone she cares to involve decides what her best course of action concerning her pregnancy remains! 

What part of “minding your own business,” do these subhuman, empty-headed delusional idiots not understand?

"Abortion--It is taking a life of a child," bellows the manic freak busybody.   Let me point this out:   They don't give a damn about anyone's life other than their own.  These narcissists feed off the misery they create in others’ lives.  Incapable of self-contentment and independent thought and action, they cleave to causes which elevate their sense of importance.  Terrified of making their own path, they make it their business to decide what is best for others.

A truly profoundly weak society places no responsibility in the hand of the individual, where it belongs.  It is a symptom of a stupidly misinformed, misguided, and illiterate group where every member spends all their life's energy telling every other person how to conduct themselves across the vast ocean of the world’s decisions. 

                                                                                                                       

These terrible bleeding hearts just pour out useless, baseless, and emotional drivel–pretending to care ever so much for the unborn.  Emotionally invested in other people’s decisions, they reveal an empty-headed, childish, and meaningless life. 

And do they give a damn about these precious innocents after they are born? No. No, they do not give some holy rat's ass what happens. They simply want to revel in their empty-headed self-righteousness.

They want to pat themselves on the back for their holy crusade while making women who face impossibly hard decisions, miserable. They are the furthest thing from a humanitarian. These vile miscreants remain devoid of anything except profound selfishness–they possess nothing and they stand for nobody.  

Burning Ducklings of the Confederacy:

Give me that old time chicken
I feed
Like burning ducklings
In the Christmas of Hopelessness
The raisin girls and their ketchup boyfriends
Mock Jesus
And Exotica Moon
(She has her hair in ribbons.)


We jump at the psycho-driven moment
And eat the cabbage
Even though 
Grandmother warned us
Against 
"Those People."



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