My life has not been the same since the illegal gay court supreme marriage ruling dealy-thing. I've been attacked by marauding bands of militant terrorist lesbian anti-soccer activists that criticise New Age feminists who admit to sometimes wearing pink socks in the organic section of Wal-mart.
As a God fearing, anti-inspired government-hating Christian Officer of The New Hitler Youth, I've been standing in the middle of the road, burning effigies of Elton John while handing out anti-Semitic tracts printed on orange paper. These pamphlets blame the Jews of Montana for crucifying our savior and Messiah, Lord Charlie Sheen.
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As a God fearing, anti-inspired government-hating Christian Officer of The New Hitler Youth, I've been standing in the middle of the road, burning effigies of Elton John while handing out anti-Semitic tracts printed on orange paper. These pamphlets blame the Jews of Montana for crucifying our savior and Messiah, Lord Charlie Sheen.
Share this post if you likewise as a person of faith, have been mercilessly persecuted for your similar "deeply" held religious beliefs on Wednesday nights and Sunday mornings.
