There has been a plague of sleepy Mexicans coming to the United States without God's permission. Many of these wretched criminals are little more than children. Children get on our nerves, so I am certain I will find fine sympathy. Folks, this is both sickening and sends a message that any sleepy Mexican can just take our great country as if we all had as many cable channels that a person could want. Well, fuck that I hardly have enough television to feed and clothe myself, for Christ's sake.
Anthony of the Highly Exalted: My six-year-old daughter, Lisa, asked me why the Republicans want to send my daughter's friend Isabella back to Mexico, where the drug gangs killed her mother Consuela and her little brother, Pedro. They got caught in a police and gang shootout crossfire and were killed right in front of her.
Lisa has golden strawberry hair and an innocent face that makes Jesus jealous. I often take her to the zoo on Saturday after school with her friend so they can see the tropical birds. They especially like the horny owls and the vampire bats. I swear those two are probably going to eat me alive.
You see, gentle reader, it is the United States demand for drugs that create the drug wars in Mexico. Americans are basically very miserable animals despite having the choice of 657 different flavors of yogurt to choose from in the grocery store. We need to consume drugs because having choices pisses us off, and that is why Obama was elected. We just gave up and decided to go with a half-white, half-dark for chicken dinner. If you get my drift.
So every time you take a hit of that fine dank stank, you are making children like Isabella go to the zoo with me. Thanks a lot, guys.
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Scott Retardedly Occupied
Sure that wasn't you six-year-old wife?
Anthony Slaughterhouse Rules
No, Scott, it was your six-year-old wife. Oh, ouch! Burn!
Robert Dusty Meat
Are you saying "anybody that wants to come into this country, legal or illegally, and stay is okay"?
Anthony Slaughterhouse Rules
I am saying that I am the fuck, sir.
Johnathan Beef-cake Pantyhose Man
Tell your daughter that Isabella's parents are criminals. That instead of doing the right thing like the other 1 Million immigrants that come here legally each year that Isabella's parents wanted to take the easy way and make Americans pay for it.
Anthony Slaughterhouse Rules
Buddy, I cannot tell Isabella parents anything. Her mother was caught in a drug shootout and was killed right in front of her. Her father had passed away years earlier from depression looking at you. Have a nice day.
PS. I do see your point, however. You are probably right. That dirty little girl is little more than an oxygen thief, breathing all your pure hard earned American air. Have a nice day.
Johnathan Beef-cake Pantyhose Man
Can America take in all of the world’s poor? Please say yes, and prove to everybody what a true idiot you are. There are 100's of millions of poor people in Africa. When will you be inviting them to your neighborhood? Shut up, you ignorant bleeding heart. Answer just one of these valid questions with a shred of intelligence.
Taun the Demented Lithuania
Anthony is probably an illegal alien.
Anthony Slaughterhouse Rules
I am here illegally! You see, I am on the run from the Federal Bureau of Investigation for killing Christmas.
Johnathan Beef-cake Pantyhose Man
They are already in our neighborhoods. You're not even from the USA.
Anthony Slaughterhouse Rules
Yes, Johnathan Beefcakes I see your point. Since we cannot fix all of the world's problems and create a Paradise for Everyone it follows we shouldn't help anyone. It wouldn't be fair, now, would it? To the ones left behind? Does that qualify as your standard “shred of intelligence?”
May you always be full and comfortable, go and be well fed and filled with children and riches. Bless you, Beefcakes, and have a nice day.
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